yea michaela ( the owner of this blog)
told me 2 tell u dudes nd dudetts who read her blog
that her internet conection is down so she wont be on for a few months
if u have any messages 4 he ru cn like coment 2 this post or coment on 1 of my blogs
oh and im rachael by the way
yea so bye x
Saturday, 6 December 2008
ermm yo
Thursday, 27 November 2008
yo
hi its rachael
im practing 4 for audition
and im doin this is me acusice
its acutualy very easy for me anyway
from rach
p.s this is a very pointless post but o well lol
p.s for michaela im so gonna get yooh
yo
um yh just so you know no im NOT dead my tinterweb connection is being a metrosexual[its a real word ,look it up].any-who i can only go online whilst making a call
see ya l8r !
P.S for rach: saggy the chinchilla is coming to eat your feet in your sleep!!!
Sunday, 16 November 2008
funny quotes
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet cool people... Then kill them...
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Join the dark side- we have cookies!!
yh just so you know i DONT have voices in my head
...voices "that's it lye to them ...my pretty"
Sunday, 9 November 2008
yh so iv been obsessing with tokio hotel and rach says I'm neglecting nick so I'm posting this to prove her wrong
wrong your wrong wrong wrong wrong ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
don't listen to her nick she liein
i still lub you
Saturday, 8 November 2008
abortion sucks
Month one
MommyI am only 8 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.Every time I hear itI wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what MommyI'm a boy!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
MommyI am okay.I am in Jesus's arms.He is holding me.He told me about abortion.Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
ahh the bitter-sweet sadness
yh so iv been a little depressed lately and i have no fudging clue why? actually it might be because iv been held captive ALL HALF TERM i haven't had any fresh air
aahhhhhhflaggalblagrlbalgrlabglr
um...any who I'm so sad that i cant be bothered to post any of my normal crap !!!!
I'm going to go brood in my room with my ipod for a while
bye
hmmm that last pic was a bit random WOOHOO YAYAY i feel better already!
Monday, 27 October 2008
right hi .....
hi im rachael and my bffl michaela who like owns this blog invited me 2 like post stuff on hear so yea iv been wright in a sond and i thought i would like share it with u guys and i no its a bit rubish and dosent make no sence but it comes from the harte so coment and tell me and my bestfriend what u think so hear it goes....
daddy why
my misery begun when my dady walked out that door
i was only nine years old
maby i was being to bold
my mommy came running downstarirs
and she burst into tears i was to yonge 2 understand
why mommy was being like this
daddy why ?
did u leave us in all this pain
daddy why?
did u think this was all a game
after all u and mommy have been through
and did u foget what we had
so daddy tell me the anwser to this please
daddy why?
yea i havnt fineshed it yet so like tell me this
how much would you rate it (out of 10)
what did u like
and where could i improve plz
thankz
love rachael
Monday, 20 October 2008
no its not a lie!
hey i can see you, stop laughing at me
i really do
oh and i can type in whale too look
ooooooooohhhhhhooooooh oooooohooooooooh ooooooh aannnnnooo
toodel oo my lovelys
[dont ask ok]
Saturday, 18 October 2008
lovely
just downloaded love bug by the Jo-bros
its such a cool song it starts all slow and soft then
blammo
out come the electric guitars
I'm so exited
wow im really sad!
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
no no no no no no no no no
this is not happening
i cant find my MP3
im having a meltdown
no
save me nick
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Monday, 6 October 2008
Thursday, 2 October 2008
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Winne the pooh ,Winne the pooh, chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff ,he's Winne the pooh ,Winne the pooh ,silly, willy, nilly, old bear!
tish one is for you dude
wow I'm all teary that was so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sweet
awwwwww now i getting the keyboard all wet i hope your happy *sniff*
gotta go before a drowned the whole of London
bye
luv you Rachael
[and you to nick]
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
*sniff*
awwww why does he have to be so darn sweet
"A Little Bit Longer"
Words and music by Nick Jonas
Got the news todayDoctor said I had to stay...A little bit longer and I'll be fine
When I thought it'd all been doneWhen I thought it'd all been saidA little bit longer and I'll be fineBut you don't know what you got till it's goneAnd you don't know what it's like to feel so lowAnd everytime you smile or laugh you glowYou don't even know (no, no)You don't even know
All this time goes byStill no reason whyA little bit longer and I'll be fine
Waiting on a cureBut none of them are sureA little bit longer and I'll be fineBut you don't know what you got till it's goneAnd you don't know what it's like to feel so lowAnd everytime you smile or laugh you glowYou don't even know (no,no)You don't even know (no, no)You don't even know (no, no)
(2,3,4!) Yeah!
And you don't know what you got till it's gone,And you don't know what it's like to feel so lowAnd everytime you smile you laugh you glowYou don't even know! No!
So I'll wait till kingdom comeAll the highs and lows are goneA little bit longer and I'll be fineI'll be... fine
see look what you've done now nick you made me cry! AGAIN! :'( could you stop being so sweet pleas for just one day
Monday, 29 September 2008
mrs n.jonas
ssssssqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee
um my friend just said that she had a dream that me and NJ just got married
aaaaahhhhhhhh i feel all light headed
think
i
might
f a i n t
Sunday, 28 September 2008
have you ever?
has any of this happened to other people or is it just me
have you ever randomly fallen out of your chair
have you ever fallen going up the stairs
have you ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa)
have you ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason
seriously is it just me?
Saturday, 27 September 2008
teehee
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
hey how you doin
yh,
so I'm a little bored so I'm just gonna type whats in my head/what i find on the tinterweb
- apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother Colin. or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. but i think it's Colin.
- You know, we should combine Swedish fish and nerds and make nerdish fish!
- Let's dig their eyes out with dull sporks!! [yay sporks]
- Harry Potter is real; and he's coming for you ... don't ask
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
- You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
- statistic say that if the Jo-bros said breathing wasn't cool 98 % of teenage girls would be dead(gee hope they like breathing)
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you
- My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
- Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
- I DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but i DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson.
um i think I'm done now
wait...for...it...
I LUB NICK JONAS
done.
Friday, 26 September 2008
GERAT
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it doesn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
gerat ints it!
Thursday, 25 September 2008
mwahahahahahaha
teehee
just found out there was more here are the rest
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of TVs in the electronics section.
there you go
walmart here i come........and im bringing friends
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
walmart
umm yh I'm not to sure what walmart [being British and all] but i think its the American Woolworth's any who i found this just in case any body reading this is anywhere near one
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
LOL
:'(
*sigh*
i donno i just donno i feel so sad [poor me] and if that wasnt bad enought rach wasnt there so there was no one to save me from ebony she can be so scary when she wants to be ......no... i shouldnt be so mean she can be funny and kinda nice
oh yh 1 more thing
I SAW REMINGTON'S BUT CRACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Sunday, 14 September 2008
arg
have you ever been trying to call someone and they don't pick up
well that's whats happening to me
dude if you are reading this PICK UP THE PHONE
Saturday, 13 September 2008
i have no life
dear,
however is reading this (if anyone can be bothered to)
seeing as i have no life and a computer i found some hmmmmm interesting stuff
DDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if you would like an explanation then ask rach
http://anglefromhellxx.blogspot.com/
wtf
i was just reading Mrs.Joseph Adam Jonas's blog and i found this other bolg, cant remember what its called but it was really random and funny. me being my nice-self i thought i would copy some of the post for you to read
*start*
there's a rumour Kevins married!! To a pakistani lady!! Who he's never met!!! I told my friend Laura, who idolises Kevin, that he was married and she nearly had a heart attack!!!
*end*
do you now see my point
jim
Friday, 12 September 2008
cringe
arg I'm watching hairspray the school musical and...well...um...wow it's pretty indescribable, cuz you have the kids the fresh raw talent, and then there are the one that you feel embarrassed for
nuff said
Thursday, 11 September 2008
huh
um
yeah
what the FUDGE happened wernt we all suppose to die or something i know I'm posting this a little late but was because i thought i was gonna you know DIE
NARG!
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
opps once more
i donno what just happened i think i might of just posted erm nothing[my hand slipped] anyhow i am addicted to my chemical romance...is that possible...i think so not to sure
yhea
today when i was walking home my friend turns round to me a says "you are such an emo", i don't know how to take this so i just say "um thanks " but in my Head I'm like er RANDOM MUCH!
but really could i be an emo. I'm gonna list some thing that a emo apparently dose and see if it relates to me in any way shape or form
1.they are sometimes shy and others rude
2.they listen to loud music [doesn't everyone]
3. they listen to music by bands like my chemical romance
4.they where dark colours eg BLACK
they where lots of NON coloured eyeliner
5.they are generally dead
so that's my list time for the comparison
number 1 yes
num 2 yes
num 3 yup [just felt like saying yup instead of yes so there]
num4 yes when i can
num 5 of come on what do you think ...but just in case you really are that dumb YES
now that I've got that off my chest i feel better
no wait...there is one more I LOVE NICK JONAS
NOW I'm done
bye
Saturday, 6 September 2008
hello people!
woo um what was i gonna say.....oh yeah i went back to school on Thursday and i was REALLY dreading it apparently before we went back i was so sad about going back that i went through depression,just think this is what school dose to the every-day teenager it sickens me right to to the pit of my stomach. i am officially OUTRAGED!But on the bright side of life [if there is one] school wasn't that bad i mean it was cool to see every one again and junk like that plus now that I'm feeling better i might post some more
yup
i think that's it
love peace and hair grease,
bob
Friday, 29 August 2008
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Sunday, 24 August 2008
Saturday, 23 August 2008
old school
in the days befor i herd of blogspot i kept a diary i thought id post some of it
here goes nothing
today we went shopping [whoop] it was great [not]. well befor i go into one big rant about nothing ill tell you what i got
errm oh a verry cool black and purple jack the skellington note-book from the disney store
a black skinny cardigan
a jobros CD
food [yum]
earings
and arm band thingys
cant of any thing more [hmmm wonder whats for dinner] witch is kinda disapointing seeing as we have been out for 6 hours now im sad..........
little sisters
have you ever been punched multiple times by a demonic 5 year old
long story short it HURTS!!!
very very bored
one day i was very very bored so what do i do, i go on youtube! it should not be legal to let people like me on youtube
anywho this is what i found
WATCH IT!!!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IOqDQiEXr-U
yes he's a mad man but i still love him
Friday, 22 August 2008
yo
um hi yeah so i guess this is where i start telling you lot a bit about myself well....... go to the profile !
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